relelvance:

sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

“this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it”

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

“those are his hooves, bitch.”

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

greatjoy:

oddlyunadventurous:

#girl

the world’s most dangerous psychic

papayajuan2019:

i dont want any more emails

miquellah:

miquellah:

miquellah:

consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

this was all after having a twinkie ice latte for brunch btw too. there is defiinitely a jungle juice situation going on in my stomacht

umd:

what effect is this supposed to have on me

mlarayoukai:

Wage slave markiplier considered nsfw

toskarintoast:

toskarintoast:

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

garbuge:

sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

96.2% of the people who read this will not have the guts to re-post this. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 3.8% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, repost this. Thank you Goku. I lifted up my arms when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.

geniusoflove:

this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake

oldmen-runningtheworld-anewage:

puppybong:

My pet airpod

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth:

lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

hvlthgxth:

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I’ve got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.